I kept wondering if all that I had said
about Dr Toure was fair—I hadn't met him
before and had written so much to
comment on the transcript of his speech
at ICANN, Cairo . My discomfort was
short-lived and even before a month
elapsed I met him at the Internet
Governance Forum, Hyderabad. Exchanged
pleasantries before saying "I wrote some
strong comments about your speech at
Cairo". Dr Toure looked happy to see me,
beamed with a bit of surprise and said
he read
my comment, he tried to
find me and I was charmed by his
unassuming manners and the spontaneity
and the responsiveness with which he
offered to clarify a few points about
his speech and the ITU. I was even more
happy to meet him and it was instantly
agreed that we would meet the following
day at 11 30 hours. In between Dr. Toure
visited a Diplo Foundation meeting, he
conversed a little and was warm and
friendly, it was pleasant to talk to him
and he again confirmed the meeting.
Contrary to my expectations of a
Diplomat who is very calculative and
careful about what he says or does, I
found an approachable gentleman, who is
spontaneous and speaks without
hesitation and with a simplicity that
charmed me.
The tête-à-tête on the next day near
the ITU booth in the IGF Village was
informal and lasted 45 minutes. ITU has
a rare Secretary General who has chosen
not to be detached at a level that is
inaccessible. Dr Toure would not wait
for the General Body of members to
identify issues, debate and escalate
them to his office, but would rather
break conventions to set a new style,
take the initiative and pro-actively
tackle issues. That is very positive.
One has to congratulate the ITU on its
good fortune of having Dr Hamadoun Toure
as its Secretary General.
I had earlier said "Dr.Toure is a
diplomat. Every word in his speech has a
specific weight". I wondered if it was
right to assume an overall design behind
everything that he had said at Cairo. It
is with the positive doubt
that some of his earlier remarks at
ICANN were harmless that I listened to
the Secretary General attentively and
with openness.
Dr Toure, with all his charm, keeps
his focus on the ITU agenda. He did not
deviate from what he said at the ICANN
and maintained that there is no reason
for ITU and ICANN to fight each other.
He is only bringing up points for
discussion, the issues need to be
discussed. Did we say we wanted to take
over Internet Governance anywhere? The
ITU mandate was renewed sometime last
year for the next four years. His plate
is full. ITU depends on voluntary
subscriptions, and where will he find
funds if he takes up some thing new? Why
is ITU misunderstood?
He talked inspiringly of the 143 year
old organization, and in particular of
the unanimity at the ITU between member
governments. I intervened to ask if
the unanimity between ITU member
governments is possibly due to the
inability of most member states to
disagree: no member state
can afford to dissent because if it
does, its communications with the rest
of humanity would be cut off? (What I
implied was that Syria votes along with
US because Syria can't afford to find
its phones off-line.) He said, no, it is
both ways, when Iran or Syria proposes
something US agreed with it. Just as
Syria or Iran agrees with the US. I said
that is good, that is positive.
ITU is committed to multi
stakeholderism. Any organization has a
membership form and somebody has to
approve it. ITU also has a membership
form for Civil Society participation. To
avoid bogus Civil Society members it
insists on a certification from the
local government for approval. When I
agreed that due diligence is important,
and gently suggested that
there could be alternate ways of
verifying the authenticity of Civil
Society member-applicants rather than
seek a government approval,
he didn't get into the point, probably
because it was time to go.
There were other points brought up,
there were some comments about the early
history of the Internet, about the
Secretary General's meeting with the
ICANN CEO Paul Twomey, about the good
work that ITU did in Africa.
I was charmed, I liked Dr Hamadoun
Toure. He didn't quite look like Sir
August de Wynter, but whenever I think
of the ITU I am reminded of
The Avengers.
The script, largely printed here
verbatim, but rearranged with some
insertions introducing Sir August de
Wynter as a millionaire who owns half of
the Highlands. Former head of Special
Projects at the Ministry. A recluse with
a wife called June. And a daughter
somewhere—Julie. June, July ... August:
The family does seem to be somewhat
meteorologically inclined. Sir August de
Wynter was associated with a
next generation climate
engineering project called The Prospero
Project. The plan was to manipulate
weather by injecting a chemical cocktail
into the atmosphere by laser and
satellite. Sir August de Wynter also
happens to be the Chairman of BROLLY
(British Royal Organization for Lasting
Liquid Years), which is
profoundly concerned about atmospheric
Security, that the weather has
been tampered with by aliens.
It all takes shape as the Wonderland
Corporation whose line is "Be natural.
Act natural. Think natural. The natural
beauty of Wonderland Weather." Natural
weather delivered to your door on
demand. Down your phone line. As real as
you wish. Hot or cold. Humid or dry.
Anything with reason. People expect
weather to be free. They're used to it.
They buy water, electricity, gas. Why
shouldn't they be able to buy their own
weather if they want to?
Wonderland has the technology,
equipment and power to make or destroy
local weather systems. Wonderland could
zap a thousand Chernobyls into the air.
If you can control the weather,
you control the world
The World Council ministers assemble:
slick pin-striped suits or African
robes, Chinese Mao-suits, Indian
Nehru-jackets, all distinguished men and
women, surrounded by fussing officials,
minor dignitaries, and butlers, bowing
and weaving a web of diplomatic
protocol. Sir August de Wynter causes a
sudden extreme climate change to
coincide by setting off sudden storms
and snow blizzards. Outbursts of rain,
scattered hailstorms and freezing fog
... Chaos. Transport paralysis. Crop
failure. Economic disaster. Frostbite or
sunburn ... on a massive scale.
The council is perplexed at the
extremely destructive climate change and
realizes that there is no magic umbrella
to shield the world. Sir August de
Wynter arrives to say "Now is the
winter of your discontent! You
will buy your weather from me! And by
God you'll pay for it.”
Written by
Sivasubramanian Muthusamy, CEO,
Turiya and President, ISOC India
Chennai.